(PRE-ORDER) Thy Trinkets, Milord Messenger Bag

i beseech thee to behold at mine messenger pouch... thou mayest carry many a ware within it!! medieval speech is hard... hope you don't mind the guy tooting on the other side of the bag, by the way. such is the price to pay for a good bag to carry all your trinkets in!!

the "thy trinkets, milord" messenger bag is:
* a durable yellow, red and blue polyester bag with a zipper and two pockets (one inside, one outside; the outside pocket has a clasp to stay closed).
* it features two types of straps: shorter ones and longer ones, detachable, so that you can use it as a crossbody bag.
* nice and spacious, you can take your laptop and other items with you!!
* washing machine OKAY at low temperatures.